As The Story Goes...

Well you see I was at a bar Sunday night and saw some big guy about 6'4, 275 pounds picking on some little helpless young lady, and so I jumped up and said; "hey buddy, why don't you pick on somebody your own size" and the guy turned around to me and said "oh yea, what are you going to do about it?", and I said; "I'll show you what I will do about it" and at that time I jumped up with a beautiful double roundhouse kick right to his midsection and he fell down and out like a big oak tree! Unfortunately, my left pinky toe hit his Harley Davidson belt buckle and as I broke the belt buckle in half, it also broke my toe! Now that's how the story goes! Or,... I broke it jumping over a baby gate.